'Breaking Dawn,' Arsenic-Based Life And 'Yogi Bear' In Today's Twitter-Wood

If you don't follow comedian Neil Hamburger's (alter ego of Gregg Turkington) Twitter account you've missed a golden month in the age of tweet humor. He's currently coming off a marathon of arbitrarily ripping into Axe body spray for insufficiently observing Tom Bosley's death, and yesterday he and Tim Heidecker launched a nuclear barrage of [...]Bijou Phillips Chloe Sevigny Jordana Brewster Christina Applegate Whitney Port Maria Sharapova Melissa Sagemiller Lisa Snowdon

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